"If it lasts long enough to go into the fridge, it won't be a problem," he says with a nod. "This place gets used as temporary housing sometimes, so it actually has necessary things like towels and Tupperware." He's giving away a bit more than he should, probably, but he doubts Josh is likely to run off with it to the highest bidder. Especially considering they rotate locations with pretty fair regularity.
Hopefully, Josh doesn't suffer too badly with the clothes, considering Dwayne made an educated guess for a guy even bigger than himself. Having errand runners to make a fast shipping trip while Josh was shopping is, admittedly, one of the better perks of being the boss and having resources. Considering the bad old days when he'd done this waiting game in a cramped van, or a cheap, foul-smelling apartment, living on Powerbars and whatever take-out was nearby...He's come a long way. Still not glamorous, exactly, but it allowed them the shelter and rest that let them function at their best. "I had to make some fast guesses at your sizes, but they should be wearable."
"Naked, wet, and unconscious is sort of the trifecta of awkward," Dwayne agrees solemnly. "Not that I'm not a gentleman." And he couldn't throw Josh over a shoulder far more easily than he'd admit. "It's one way to prove I'm still in shape, at least until I pull something, but it's also kind of a hard precious memory to forget." The smirk widens into something mischievous.
"If it helps you feel better, though, if it had been more than a few feet I would have just gotten a luggage cart."
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Date: 2015-05-13 08:19 pm (UTC)Hopefully, Josh doesn't suffer too badly with the clothes, considering Dwayne made an educated guess for a guy even bigger than himself. Having errand runners to make a fast shipping trip while Josh was shopping is, admittedly, one of the better perks of being the boss and having resources. Considering the bad old days when he'd done this waiting game in a cramped van, or a cheap, foul-smelling apartment, living on Powerbars and whatever take-out was nearby...He's come a long way. Still not glamorous, exactly, but it allowed them the shelter and rest that let them function at their best. "I had to make some fast guesses at your sizes, but they should be wearable."
"Naked, wet, and unconscious is sort of the trifecta of awkward," Dwayne agrees solemnly. "Not that I'm not a gentleman." And he couldn't throw Josh over a shoulder far more easily than he'd admit. "It's one way to prove I'm still in shape, at least until I pull something, but it's also kind of a hard precious memory to forget." The smirk widens into something mischievous.
"If it helps you feel better, though, if it had been more than a few feet I would have just gotten a luggage cart."